Cubicle Etiquette

To: All Employees
From: HR Department
Re: Cellphones at Work

We realize that every employee of our company is invaluable, but if you are so important that you need to carry a cellphone with you and have it on 24/7 then don’t leave it sitting on your desk while you wander off to gossip in the corridors. And although you think your ring-tone is cool and that it makes a statement about you — it isn't and it doesn't. In fact, the only statement it makes, especially when it has just rung and beeped unanswered on your desk for the fifth time in a 10-minute period, is that you are a dolt. Take it with you or turn it off.